literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

(via because--i--knew--you)

A 14 year-old boy was recently raped at knife-point by a 20 year-old woman. When the story broke, it was primarily men who claimed he should have enjoyed it. It was feminists who validated his pain and spoke in support of him.

This is why we need feminism.

(via charlesneedsfeminism)

"but men get raped too-"

AND LOOK HOW YOU HANDLED THAT

(via booooost)

(via adrenaline-addiction)

fallontonight:

There was probably a better way to phrase that, Daniel Radcliffe. 

(via dutchster)

I don’t want to deal with anything right now. I’m not dealing. I’m not able. I can’t handle parties. It’s so stupid. Everyone’s like “who’s the unpleasant person?” Surprisssseeeee! I hate humans.

bryarly:

hellogumdrop:

hillaryisaboss:

“I really don’t spend a lot of time worrying about what people think about me…I would be totally paralyzed. How could you get up in the morning if you worried about some poll or what somebody said about you? That’s giving up power over your life to somebody else, and I don’t intend to do that.”

“Occasionally I’ll be sitting somewhere and I’ll be listening to someone perhaps not saying the kindest things about me. And I’ll look down at my hand and I’ll sort of pinch my skin to make sure it still has the requisite thickness I know Eleanor Roosevelt expects me to have.”

“I’m not going to mislead anybody. Politics is really hard. And it is harder for women. There’s a double standard, and you can’t complain about it. You just have to accept it, and be smart enough to navigate it. And you have to have a pretty tough skin. To paraphrase a favorite quote from Eleanor Roosevelt: If a woman wants to be in politics, she has to have the skin of a rhinoceros. Most men who go into politics just think they’re great. They believe they can do anything. Most young women, not only in politics but in most areas, are more cautious and more likely to say, ‘Could I really do this? Am I good enough?’ I was talking to a friend and very successful businessman the other day, and he said, ‘The thing that still annoys me more than anything is that I see all these young women who are so much more capable than they allow themselves to believe. And I see so many young men who are so much less capable but who believe they are God’s gift to the world.’ I would just say to women: Try it! Put your foot in the pond and see if you want to swim.”

“When you stumble, keep faith. And when you’re knocked down, get right back up, and never listen to anyone who says you can’t or shouldn’t go on.”

"Let it be that human rights are women’s rights and women’s rights are human rights, once and for all.”

"Gay rights are human rights."

"Women’s rights are human rights."

CAN YOU PLEASE BE MY PRESIDENT

Hillary 2016!

(via adrenaline-addiction)

adrenaline-addiction:

cometoburnyourkingdomdown:

OKAY SO THE PASSWORD WAS ALLISON………….THE BENEFACTOR IS EITHER CHRIS, GERARD, OR KATE? LIKE THE DEADPOOL LIST IS REVENGE FOR HER DEATH. FUCK.

PLOT TWIST: ALLISON’S SCARY AS FUCK MOM IS BACK FROM THE DEAD AND SHE’S THE BENEFACTOR

Plot twist: Allison is the benefactor and she’s sick of your shit.

chronopickpocket:

bluedragonkaiser:

My favorite quote from anything ever.

i need more kung fu panda in my life

(via dutchster)

HAPPY FRIDAY YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS YOU

dudeinpublishing:

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For the first time in so long I have the whole weekend off. I’m going to eat so much candy tonight.